Or much of a gardener.
I’d like to tell you that I am responsible for growing these berries, but that would be the tallest tale. I like to reserve my extreme exaggeration for stories about my kids or a recap of my most recent source of public irritation. Let’s say, for example, we are having a family birthday party at my mom’s house on the lake. And while the whole family is in the yard, some complete strangers on a dinky fishing boat just float on up to the dock and decide to hang out and fish awhile. And stare at our family birthday party. And be weird.
It’s like the lake front equivalent of driving to a neighborhood you don’t live in, parking in front of a house you’ve never been to, and then loitering on the curb with a cooler of beer. Except with fishing poles.
I’m convinced that these guys MUST be related to the weirdos that wander uncrowded public beaches and then, in the middle of their walk, just decide to sit down and rest right in front of our family canopy where we are all sunbathing and watching the kids play in the water, effectively blocking our view of the children and invading our personal space all at once. It’s ESPECIALLY weird when there’s 100 yards of empty beach on either side of us.
I would like to note that women do not do this.
I would also like to note that the space-invading dock fishers were wholly unaffected by an army of barking dogs standing on the dock and scaring away all the fish. AND that I actually didn’t exaggerate any of this.
It would be considered a criminal act in this house if I were to purchase blueberries and not make muffins for the little boys. I think it should be considered a criminal act in the world for people to just plain old ignore spatial decency. RUDE.
Blueberry Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins made a thick, sticky, buttery batter. I licked my fingers.
This streusel-ey crumbly topping made delicious muffins even delicious-er. Adding a topping to already awesome muffins is the opposite of rude. IN FACT, it will make you way way way more friends than showing up uninvited at the birthday parties of strangers.
Probably most things will make you way more friends than crashing someone’s front yard, but these muffins will elevate you to hero status.
- 7 tablespoons unsalted butter
- ⅓ cup milk
- 1 egg plus 1 egg yolk
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1½ cups all purpose flour
- ¾ cup granulated sugar
- 1½ teaspoons baking powder
- ¾ teaspoon salt
- zest of 1 lemon (about a tablespoon)
- 1 tablespoon poppy seeds
- 1½ cups fresh blueberries
- 3 tablespoons unsalted butter
- ½ cup all purpose flour
- 3 tablespoons granulated sugar
- Pre-heat the oven to 375. Line a muffin pan with paper cups.
- Brown the butter. Melt it in a saucepan over medium heat. After it gets frothy and then sounds like your morning bowl of Rice Krispies for a bit, the butter will settle down and begin to brown. You’re looking for a medium golden brown color and a little bit of a nutty smell. Pour the butter immediately into a small bowl so it doesn’t continue to burn.
- In a medium bowl whisk together the milk, egg, yolk, and vanilla. Set it aside.
- In a large bowl whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Dump the milk/egg mixture into the flour mixture and mix it all together.
- Stir in the lemon zest, poppy seeds, and blueberries until it’s all just combined and then distribute the batter evenly between the 12 lined muffin cups.
- Using your fingers, crumble the last 3 tablespoons of butter with the flour and sugar until coarse crumbs are formed. Sprinkle the mixture over the muffin batter.
- Bake them for 18 to 20 minutes until the crumbly topping is golden and a skewer inserted into the center of the muffins comes out clean.
This recipe is from Joy the Baker but I found several variations all over the place and I think the moral of the story is that this recipe for Blueberry Lemon and Poppy Seed Muffins is a KEEPER. Check out Joy’s site for more amazing wonderful beautiful things.