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Chicken Philly Sandwiches

This is my post for the end of the world.

easy chicken phillies on homemade buns

Because if we’re all going out then I’d be completely okay with this sandwich as my last meal.

It’s Friday, marking the end of the Mayan calendar, yet another indicator of the end of the world. And I actually had plans for this whole post full of goodies, a list of allllll the things we should be eating on this supposed last day of regular earth, but two things happened: 1) I’m really busy. I am present wrapping and house scrubbing like a crazy lady because Friday is also the day we have Chad’s family over for Christmas gift exchanging, and 2) If you have these sandwiches on your last day you’ll be good to go.

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Pappardelle with Caramelized Onions & Crispy Kale

Some days I just need things to be easy.
simple pasta recipe

Okay, most days I need things to be easy. There are a few days that I feel up to a challenge like say, scrubbing my obnoxious bathroom floor tiles with this weird baking soda/lemon juice/dish soap paste because nothing else will make it look clean because it is definitely the kind of floor that should be waxed and it definitely does not have anything on it resembling wax. Most days I am partial to my Swiffer wet jet thingy, but it’s about to be the holidays, and we are about to have guests for gift exchanges and such, so challenge it is.

Meh.

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Raspberry Apple Pie Bars

I honestly DO NOT KNOW  how we got to the weekend.

apple raspberry bar recipe

It was Tuesday, and it felt like it took soooooooo looooong to get to Tuesday, and then I blinked and it was Friday night.

Speaking of Friday night– my kid has plans. I just dropped him off at a boy/girl birthday party… with a DJ. I do believe this is the first time he’s ever gone to a party like this that wasn’t just a sad excuse for a school dance… I also believe that I was never ever invited to a party like that when I was 12, or 13, or 14… or ever. So I’m feeling pretty glad that my kid is already cooler than me.

But I’m also freaking out a tiny bit.

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Thanks For…

Photos by me & Instagram

Thanks for this day spent in my kitchen with little boys under foot, listening to 90′s-era alterna-rock in between old episodes of Gossip Girl while wearing an apron smudged with cream cheese and cheeks sprinkled with flour dust.

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Butter Roasted Chicken with Orange and Rosemary

It is acceptable to suggest roasting a chicken just a few days before so many of you are gearing up to roast a turkey.
simple roasted chicken recipe

It is.

Roasting a chicken is like good turkey practice. Also a whole chicken is nowhere near as terrifying as a whole turkey. Annnnnd if you braved the grocery store this weekend and are anything like me, then you are just about ready to throw in the towel and eat ramen noodles for Thanksgiving, so there’s no need to worry about turkey in a few days anyway.

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Cranberry Pecan Quinoa Granola

Also known as my new favorite breakfast cereal.

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Move over, Kashi. I think I’ve got you beat.

And speaking of Kashi… I found a ton of it at this resale store over the weekend. You know, one of those wholesale buyout places that snatches up all kindsa stuff that’s about to go out of date, or be discontinued? And then they sell it for cheap!! Like TJ Maxx for junk.

So we were actually shopping for bits and pieces of Halloween costumes because Andrew keeps giving me all these crazy costume instructions. He means business. As we were walking into the store I was cracking a joke to Chad about there always being an overabundance of health food products at this place because no one except me buys them in the regular stores and they are always about to go out of date.

Public Service Announcement to my people in southwestern North Carolina: You guys. Sundrop is not a food group.

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Okay, so we are walking through this discount resale store looking for an orange hardhat (I bought yellow. Close enough.), and I spotted this humongous wall of Kashi. Everything from cereal to snack bars. They even had those caramel pecan roll things. I started scouring the packaging for the expiration dates, trying to figure out how much Kashi product I could possibly consume before it’s harboring mold spores or something, and that’s when I saw it:

High fructose corn syruped hydrogenated everything.

quinoa granola recipe

I felt so betrayed.

Because it’s been a pretty long while since I read a Kashi label. I was just rolling along, trusting that recycled cardboard packaging and perfectly balanced right-on-the-cusp pricing. You know, it’s too expensive to be cheap garbage, but it’s just reasonable enough that I’ll consider it. Plus it’s all grainy and earthy and has like 4,000 grams of fiber or something.

granola recipe

To be fair, the labels that were shocking the socks off of me (or something… because I actually hate socks) were for the candy bar kinda Kashi. The chocolate drizzled coconut pecan caramel clustered cookie kind of yummies. And they DID still have lots of whole grains. And they were probably more nutritious than a Snickers bar, though, I dunno… Snickers DOES satisfy.

quinoa granola recipe

But I was disappointed anyway.

I make granola all the time with oats and dried fruit and coconut. I pour milk over it and eat it like cereal. I sprinkle it on my yogurt, take a bite, and then toss in another handful.

I put it on ice cream. Or frozen yogurt (by far still the BEST way to eat granola).

I really never tire of crunchy, grainy, fruity cereal. This time was a little different, though, because I added quinoa to the oatmeal. And cranberries. Pecans. Dried apricots. Roasted sunflower seeds.

homemade granola recipe with quinoa

No high fructoligized anything.

Disclaimer: I actually really love Kashi products. They do a really great job of taking weird food from health food stores that scares people and making it mainstream in friendly packaging. And it IS so much better for you than most pre-packaged foods. But lesson learned! Don’t stop label reading just because you trust a company.

UPDATE: This post was shared with the Cowgirl Up! Link Party #38, hosted by The Ivy Cottage Blog. Check it out!!! There are seriously HUNDREDS of entries. It’s an awesome was to find new projects, new reads, and share some of your own creations!

Cranberry Pecan Quinoa Granola

1 cup uncooked quinoa, rinsed according to package instructions

2 cups water

1 cup uncooked old fashioned oats (quick cook works, too)

1/2 cup honey

1/3 cup vegetable oil (or coconut oil!!! mmmmmmm)

1/3 cup packed brown sugar (or maple syrup)

1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1 cup pecans, chopped

1 cup dried cranberries

1/2 cup roasted sunflower seeds, lightly salted

1 (6 ounce) package dried apricots, about 1 cup, coarsely chopped

In a medium saucepan, bring the uncooked quinoa and the water to a boil. Cover and reduce the heat to a simmer, until all the water is absorbed and it can be fluffed with a fork, about 15 minutes. Set aside, uncovered, so it will cool slightly.

Pre-heat the oven to 250. Line a rimmed baking sheet with foil or parchment paper.

In a large bowl, stir together the cooked quinoa and the uncooked oats. In a small saucepan, heat the honey, oil, brown sugar, and vanilla, stirring occasionally,  until bubbly and the sugar is dissolved. Pour the liquid over the quinoa oat mixture and stir well to incorporate. Spread it evenly across the prepared baking sheet. The thinner the layer, the faster the granola will crisp up, so bigger baking sheets work best.

Bake for about 90 minutes, stirring around every 15 minutes or so. Make sure to pull the granola away from the edges and push it around the baking sheet when stirring; the edges tend to brown first.

The granola won’t be done in 90 minutes at that low a temperature. So take it out of the oven, turn the heat up to 350, and toss the granola with the remaining ingredients. Pour 1/3 back onto the baking sheet and bake for about 10 minutes. It’ll crisp up quickly and your cranberries and pecans won’t have that weird singed oven taste. Repeat with the remaining 2/3 granola mixture.

Store in an air tight container.

Enjoy immensely.

homemade granola recipe

 

 

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Not Your Average Sloppy Joe

vegetarian sloppy joe recipe

Sometimes I take pride in fooling my children.

Often, actually.

Like when I trick them into eating things they previously pronounced to be “disgusting” or when they tell me 34 times they don’t like something, but then BLAM-O! They clean their plates and ask for seconds and have no idea they are eating spinach or something.

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Baked Southwest Egg Rolls

Norma Kitty Jean and I were at odds for most of the day yesterday.

She chased half a roll of toilet paper all over my bathroom. She decided that she really hates my bear claw slippers and tried to attack my feet every time I walked through the house, which mostly resulted in me tripping all over myself while trying not to accidentally step on her. Because I needed help being the clumsiest person on earth. Thanks, Norma.

I crank the music when I’m cooking. Also I sing. And besides Norma Jean, I am home alone, so really who cares what I sound like? Well I’ll tell you: my kitty does. She is a total hater. And yesterday, every time I opened my mouth to belt out some lyrics, she crouched down on the little side table in the living room, flattened her ears, and looked at me with what I can only describe as the crazy, hateful, I’m-about-to fly-at-you-with-all-my-claws face.

avacado ranch dressing

To spite her musical disdain I made up a song about her to the tune of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”.

She retaliated by snuggling my laptop every time I left it unattended and Googling things like “ddsyyuyu9999777777777777777777777tfduuyghj”. She also managed to turn it off. Twice.

homemade avocado ranch

So I left the mess in the kitchen and parked myself on the sofa with my laptop to try and wrap my head around custom css or some other foreign kind of language (you may have noticed a few changes on the homepage- let me know what you think!! Unless you don’t like it. Because I’m honestly not sure I can undo what I did). Norma decided to join me, except for some reason she really only likes to sit on my head when I’m on the couch. And then she does that Iloveyousomuchletmekneadyouwithmyclaws kitty thing in my hair. I appreciate the sentiment, but not the tangling. Or the claws on the back of my neck.

southwest eggroll recipe

In the afternoon, Norma Jean was way excited about Evan getting off the school bus because they like to play Hot Wheels cars together.

No, really.

Evan puts the cars on the little Hot Wheels track, and Norma catches them in mid air and bats them across the floor. It keeps them entertained. But yesterday Evan had kind of a lot of homework. He also had to study for a science test. I think Norma got a little impatient and annoyed, because while Evan sprawled across the floor with his paper and pencil, she hid behind the Hot Wheels track, eyes narrowed, silently stalking.

how to roll an eggroll photos

And then she pounced on his head. Repeatedly. She also tried to eat the pencil eraser while he was writing.

Then she trapped herself in the kitchen cabinet for a little bit.

making southwest eggrolls

All of this is to say that Miss Norma wore herself out completely yesterday.

Other than mewing at me to give her a treat at 6 a.m. because the crinkle of the coffee bag sounds like the crinkle of her treat bag and she thinks I’m holding out on her at least 3 mornings a week, she’s been sleeping. Curled up in the sunlight on the arm of the sofa, basking in warm kitty happiness, and hasn’t heard a thing all morning sleeping.

Kitty bliss.

Since Norma Jean is napping and not being her high-maintenance self for at least a little bit, I thought I’d take a minute to tell you about baked southwest egg rolls with avocado ranch dressing. Yep. I’ve been holding out on you. Because I actually made these for the first time MONTHS ago. But then I had other things to post (like chocolate), or I’d just posted another recipe with a Mexican flair, or I made something else with wonton wrappers and these felt like a repeat. Anyway… these things are straight up AWESOME. Like those appetizers they always charge too much for in a restaurant and you’re so excited to get them, but when they put ‘em down on the table they are small and there are only 5 (side note: I’ve spent a huge chunk of my life working in restaurants and I still don’t understand WHY appetizers always come in uneven numbers. It causes problems. We should protest). So these are like those except better. Because they are baked. And have a TON of goodies in the filling.

AND if you aren’t feeling the avocado ranch, you could try this cilantro sour cream. Because it’s awesome, too.

I’ve been excessive with THE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EMPHASIS today. Sorry about that.

Baked Southwest Egg Rolls
 
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Ingredients
  • 2 cups cooked shredded chicken
  • 1 (10 ounce) bag of frozen corn, thawed
  • 1 (15 ounce) can of black beans, drained and rinsed OR about 2 cups of cooked black beans
  • 1 (9 ounce) package of frozen spinach, thawed and squeezed dry
  • 2 cups finely shredded blended cheese (cheddar/jack is my go-to)
  • 1 (4 ounce) can of diced green chiles, drained
  • 2 green onions, chopped
  • 1 teaspoon cumin
  • 1 teaspoon chili powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • 1 (1 pound) package egg roll wrappers
  • a small glass of water (for sealing the wrappers)
  • non-stick cooking spray or olive oil (for coating the egg rolls before baking)
  • ½ cup ranch dressing- use your favorite brand or mix up your own
  • ½ an avocado, peeled and mashed
  • 1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro
  • zest of 1 lime

Instructions
  1. Pre-heat the oven to 400. Lightly spray a baking sheet with non-stick cooking spray (OR situate a wire rack on top of the baking sheet and spray that; this helps the heat to circulate more evenly).
  2. In a large bowl, stir together the chicken, corn, beans, spinach, cheese, green chiles, green onions, cumin, chili powder, salt, and cayenne pepper.
  3. Wrap 2-3 tablespoons of the filling into each egg roll wrapper (if you aren’t sure how, you can see the photo collage above, but instructions are usually on the package).
  4. Use a dab of water on your finger to seal each filled egg roll, and then line them upon the prepared baking sheet.
  5. When the sheet is filled, brush the tops of the egg rolls with olive oil OR spray with non-stick cooking spray.
  6. Bake for about 15 minutes, turning the egg rolls over halfway so they brown on both sides.
  7. While they bake, mix together all the ingredients for the avocado ranch. Dip the baked egg rolls in the ranch. Eat. repeat.

(slightly adapted from THIS recipe at Budget Savvy Diva)

southwest egg roll recipe

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Baked Cheesy Mustard & Sweet Onion Fries

baked french fries

I’ve been sort of really into junk food that’s not actually junk food lately.

Like BBQ cheeseburgers that are actually made of vegetables and beans (plus cheese and BBQ sauce).

The other day I ate a humongo pile of chips, all salty and crispy and satisfying… except they were made out of kale sooooo technically they were pretty good for me, right? There’s been non-fat milk in all my lattes, which, in my world, gives full permission for adding chocolate or caramel, or one of those sorts of wonderful things. I baked some southwest egg rolls (recipes for those little yummies later this week!!) and they were just as full of spice and crunch and wonderful dip-a-bility as they would have been if I’d deep fried those babies.

Also… CHEESE FRIES. The ultimate pile of cheesy, greasy, deep-fried and then dipped in ranch dressing, potatoes that are usually covered in wonderful things like bacon!

Except that I baked these.

thinly sliced potatoes

But before I baked them, I married them with mustard and sweet onion flavors- sort of like those Snyder’s pretzels that leave that weird and unyielding yellow flavor film on your fingers? The stuff that won’t come off AT ALL without a thorough hand-scrubbing? Like that flavor, minus the annoying sticky properties.

Am I rambling?

I feel like I’m rambling a little bit.

It’s just that… my biggest small boy is trying out for wrestling today and I am kind of freaking out about it. Of course, he can’t know I’m feeling freaked out because what if I transferred all my nerves and twisty worried mommy feelings? That would be awful. Plus he’s a boy and he’s in middle school and worried mommies are basically not cool and everything. He wasn’t worried AT ALL when he left the house this morning.

And if he was, then he is extra good at pretending (but I really hope he wasn’t).

seasoning baked fries

Maybe it’s because I’m a girl, or a parent, or completely lack any amount of coordination or athletic ability, but wrestling seems scary!

It seems scary, right? Or is that just me?

sauce for french fries

The nerves explain my need for comforting platters full of cheese and potatoes, right?

And the fact that I’m really enjoying my size-smaller jeans is all the more reason to keep baking stuff that restaurants would just loooove to be deep-frying.

healthier cheese fries

Bacon would have been most excellent crumbled over the top of all this melted cheese, but Evan insisted on having the last couple strips on a whole wheat dinner roll as a sandwich in his lunchbox. No mayonnaise. Or lettuce. Or tomato. Nothing. Just bacon and whole wheat bread. His lunch requests remain a mystery to me.

So anyway… baked cheesy mustard and sweet onion fries. Make these!!!

They are super comforting. Especially when your kid is trying out for wrestling. Cross your fingers for me, okay? Because I’m pretty positive my biggest little boy has got this. I just need to learn how not to worry… but I should ask someone other than my mom because even after five kids and two grand-babies and more sporting events than I could ever keep track of, after allllll that, she still paces up and down the sidelines at every soccer game.

Baked Cheesy Mustard & Sweet Onion Fries (adapted from THIS recipe for Baked Chili Cheese Fries at Joy the Baker)

3 Russet potatoes, scrubbed, roughly peeled, and sliced into french fries

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

2 tablespoon seasoning blend; I used Morton’s Nature’s Seasoning, but something like McCormick’s Grill Mates Montreal Steak Seasoning would be great, too (though I’d probably use a little less of that).

3 tablespoons cornstarch

2 teaspoons dry mustard OR 2 tablespoons prepared spicy mustard

1/4 teaspoon garlic powder

1/2 teaspoon onion powder

1/4 teaspoon paprika

1/4 cup honey

1 cup shredded cheddar or blended cheese

1/4 cup chopped scallions

Pre-heat the oven to 425. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper (you can use non-stick cooking spray, but the potatoes will still want to stick a little bit, so the parchment paper is recommended)

Place your sliced Russet potatoes in a large bowl and toss them with the olive oil, Worcestershire  sauce, and seasoning blend. Set them aside.

You can prepare the mustard & sweet onion flavor one of two ways: I’ve done this both ways and they are both delicious! The only difference is that sometimes I run out of dry mustard, but I always have prepared mustard on hand.

Method 1: In a small bowl combine the cornstarch, dry mustard, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika. Toss this mixture with the already moist and seasoned potatoes. Scatter the potatoes in a single layer across your prepared baking sheet (Note: you may need two baking sheets). Drizzle the potatoes with the honey. Bake the fries for 30-40 minutes, removing every 10 minutes to stir around the baking sheet so they evenly crisp all around. The last 10 minutes, stir and then sprinkle them evenly with the cheese. Scatter the green onions over the baked fries before serving.

Method 2: In a medium bowl whisk together the cornstarch, prepared spicy mustard, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and honey. Pour the liquid over the seasoned and moistened potatoes in the large bowl and toss to incorporate. Scatter the fries out across the prepared baking sheet (Note: You may need two baking sheets) in a single layer. Bake for 30-40 minutes, removing every 10 minutes to stir around the baking sheet so they evenly crisp all around. The last 10 minutes, stir and then sprinkle the fries evenly with the cheese. Scatter the green onions over the baked fries before serving.

healthy burgers and fries

 

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Creamy Balsamic Vinaigrette

Mealtimes have felt EXTRA boring for about a week now… I’m in a rut. I mean, I think we all know I have breakfast down pat. Lunch is no problem… I just eat soup because no one else will and I LIKE IT. I have no problem at all feeling creative with desserts or snacks. Those things are always fun. It’s dinner that is reeeeeally gettin’ me down.

I’m bored with chicken.

I’m bored with the grill.

I’m bored with pasta. And rice. And potatoes.

All the vegetables at the grocery store looked super boring on Sunday morning, but I may have been temporarily blinded by the giant-sized Pumpkin Spice Latte that accompanied me around the produce section. Sidenote: there were NO BANANAS at the supermarket. Not even one. Is there a banana shortage that I am totally unaware of?

Even Pinterest has failed to provide me with inspiration. That’s bad, right?

creamy balsamic vinaigrette

So until I figure something out, I’m going to share something with you that is the opposite of boring: Creamy balsamic vinaigrette. And THIS (I just can’t stop looking at this… it never ever stops being funny).

Anyway… this dressing is completely awesome! I love it. It makes carrot sticks interesting. Broccoli likes to dance around in it. Mixed green salads wanna swim in this stuff. I might have soaked a bit of it up with a pinch or two of whole wheat bread. Annnd I may have drizzled a little over Chad’s sandwich at lunch to see if he’d notice. He did. It’s his new favorite thing. I’m thinking I’ll try it as a marinade as soon as I make friends with chicken again. It’s only a matter of time.

So I’m trying extra hard to drum up some creative dinner energy. And until I come up with a few new somethings, we’re gonna be eating this dressing on everything.

If you have any suggestions, I’m wide open!

Creamy Balsamic Vinaigrette
 
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Serves: 18-20

Ingredients
  • 4 cloves garlic, very very finely chopped
  • 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 1 tablespoon spicy or dijon mustard
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 2 teaspoons Morton’s Nature’s Seasoning
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup balsamic vinegar
  • ¾ cup olive oil (extra light is recommended)

Instructions
  1. Whisk together all of the ingredients EXCEPT the balsamic vinegar and olive oil.
  2. When they are well-combined, whisk in the balsamic vinegar and then gradually whisk in the olive oil.

(from THIS recipe at My Life as a Mrs)balsamic vinaigrette

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